Welcome to our time-traveling, space-warping round up of all the news we could find about the world’s most popular Timelord, Doctor Who. And there’s a ton of news to get through because, remember: this article is bigger on the inside.
ITEM! Jenna Louise-Coleman Is Clara! Maybe!
As we reported late last week, a spy on the set of Doctor Who reported he heard Jenna Louise-Coleman's new Companion being called "Clara." Whether that's her actual name or not is up for debate, but to add fuel to the fire, Clara was Elisabeth Sladen's middle name. Sladen, of course, played Sarah Jane Smith, probably the most famous Who Companion of all time, and also sadly passed away last year. So if the new one is, in fact, named Clara, it would be a rather sweet tribute to the departed actress.
TEA-RDIS! It's Herbalier On The Inside
Okay, so it's just a TARDIS container, but this lucky fella got it full of (blue) tea, as well. Time to relax with a nice cuppa and watch "Blink" or something.
EAR-DIS! These Earrings Are... Sharper On The Inside?
Seriously, people need to stop making TARDIS things, because we're running out of jokes.
X-MAS! Saddest Christmas Card Ever?
That kid is going to waiting a long, long time.
CYCLES! Doctor Who Bicycle Goes To 11
This adorable picture of all Eleven Doctors on a bicycle is crying out to be reproduced for some sweet SDCC cosplay, isn't it? Get to it, Cosplayers. GO.
DRESS! Bow Ties Are Cool
This "Bow Ties Are Cool" dress is the perfect accompaniment to the TARDIS earrings above, isn't it? Times like these we wish we were Dean Pelton, so we could pull off this outfit.
TIME! So... Geeky...
Seriously, this musical staff combining Doctor Who and music jokes is the geekiest thing all day, and we're writing a column about Doctor Who for MTV Geek, so that's saying something. In case it isn't clear: we love it. Also, it ties nicely into our last item...
CLASSIC! Dalek Suite Performed By Fans
Thanks to Twitter user Vanessaisha for the heads up on this: an impressive fan orchestra recreation of the Dalek Suite: