Welcome to our time-traveling, space-warping round up of all the news we could find about the world’s most popular Timelord, Doctor Who. And there’s a ton of news to get through because, remember: this article is bigger on the inside.
ITEM! Watch 20 Seconds of 'Asylum of the Daleks'
That's right, you can watch twenty intense seconds of Asylum of the Daleks, and all you have to do is click this link!
ITEM! Want To Go To The US Premiere? You Can't!
Okay, not totally true, but we posted about the eleven cent sale for Doctor Who tickets moments before they went on sale, and the servers over at MovieTickets.com crashed, and the event sold out in minutes. Coincidence? Probably. Though the Internet went a little nuts, there will be some giveaways to the premiere at the Ziegfeld on Saturday at 6pm on the Doctor Who Tumblr. Or you can stand outside, and hope to catch a glimpse of the Doctor, or Amy!
ITEM! Here's A Lot of Pictures
In case you aren't just interested in pics from the Daleks episode, how about some dinosaurs and cyborg cowboys? You got it.
ITEM! Even More Pictures!
At this point, I think we could make a flipbook of 'Asylum of the Daleks' quicker than it's going to air. Just sayin'.
ITEM! Even Rory's Last Death Will Happen Multiple Times
Or rather, Steven Moffat wrote a last scene for Amy and Rory, then completely changed it according to this report. What, them shouting, "WE HAVE TO RETURN TO OUR PLANET NOW," and slowly being yanked off screen didn't work?
SUED! How Angry Are We About Doctor Who Tix?
The Beat has an interesting rundown of the legal ramifications of the Doctor Who premiere tickets snafu, saying there may be a precedent for court proceedings. There's a precedent for chilling out too, you know.
LAP! TARDIS Blanket
Check out this TARDIS stuck in a wormhole lap blanket. We're sure there's a joke in there about using a lap blanket to cover up your wormhole, but this is a family blog.
OOD! Hunger Games Mash-Up Is Awesome Because I Made It
Show me. Just SHOW ME the rule where it says I can't post up a Hunger Games/Doctor Who mash-up I made on my own personal blog, and then link it in my Doctor Who column on MTV Geek. Rule doesn't exist, that's why. What, I'm fired, that's the rule? Fine! I'll just take this gigantic 'M' and GO!