Welcome to our time-traveling, space-warping round up of all the news we could find about the world’s most popular Timelord, Doctor Who. And there’s a ton of news to get through because, remember: this article is bigger on the inside.
ITEM! Guess WHO'S Coming Back This X-Mas?
MTV UK has the scoop on a few returning characters, straight from the Doctor's mouth itself. Himself? Anyway, spoilers on, but our favorite xeno-sexuals Madame Vastra and Jenny are back to solve mysteries, along with new Companion Oswin Oswald... Somehow. Also in the report is the groundbreaking news that the Christmas episode will feature snow. Given that previous years have always had the weirdest snow imaginable (space ash, etc), we're not hopeful that this will be the wet fluffy kind. Unless it's liquified dogs. Gross.
ITEM! Matt Smith Would Like To Cross Over With Walking Dead
Clearly into AMC shows, Smith would like Doctor Who to cross over with either Breaking Bad or Walking Dead, and has scenarios for each. What, no love for The Killing? I bet the Doctor could totally crack that Rosie Larsen case wide open.
ITEM! Is Disney Also Buying Doctor Who?
Er, nope. But these Disney Princesses cosplaying as Doctors are pretty cute anyway.
JEWELS! TARDIS Jewelry Box
How do you know it's a TARDIS jewelry box, and not just a Police Box jewelry box, right? Right.
ITEM! It's A Pond-Cast!
Team Coco chatted with Karen Gillan for something we hope is called a Pond-cast. So go listen, you guys.
CAKES! Doctor Who Cupcakes Are Adorable, Hard To Eat
At least there aren't sonic screwdrivers sticking out of the top there, eating those would be awkward.