This is all going to be very funny and relevant until 2030, when we'll be dumping words for neuro-impressions beamed directly into our brains and this kid will be in high-school.
But seriously folks, it's a sign of the cyber-times when parents name their child "Hashtag" -- or, "#" for short:
This phenomenon of naming your children after social media is not new -- as Techcrunch has reported, an Egyptian named his newborn son "Facebook" last year.
As for myself, I know just the perfect name for my child: "LOL".
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