Would you like to spend the first moments of 2013 spontaneously exploding? No? Then don't pirate the new horror/sci-fi/bizarro romp "John Dies at the End"! The folks behind the flick, which is available to download legally now have made the handy PSA below warning those who do want to attempt an illegal download of "John" of they're surefire squishy, explode-y, and gross as heck fate.
"Paying for independent movies like this is what makes more independent movies like this possible."
Don't blow up!
"John Dies at the End" is available On Demand and on iTunes now. It'll be in theaters on January 25.