Written by: Brandon Freeberg & Charlie Norwood

Well we made it through another Spring Sunday and if you're reading this that means two things: One, you probably survived some torrential rainfall (it was really coming down shadowcats and dire wolves in NYC, are we right?) and two, we 'received' a new episode of HBO's Game Of Thrones where characters corrected each others' pronunciation and grammar, and the show producers 'corrected' George R.R. Martin's apparently too straight forward plotting. And that's weird, because what happens in the books still happens (like the big things), they just keep changing how those big things happen, and we're not sure why. Anyway, let's see where we're at after the fourth episode from Game Of Thrones Season 2, 'Garden Of Bones'.


Another week, another batch of sweet Game of Thrones merch from the HBO Store, tying into this past weekend’s episode. Check ‘em out below, and spoilers, natch:

First up is a T-shirt with the sigil for House Tyrell, which would be the House of Renly’s wife Margaery, and Renly’s other wife Loras. Ahem. If you don’t like the look of the shirt, you can always put it on your back, and imagine it’s some other t-shirt, right?

Next, we’ve got a slightly updated Renly Baratheon T-shirt, with a somewhat more distressed sigil. Perhaps that has something to do with how distressed he was feeling in the last episode? If that’s the case, then by next week, his t-shirt is going to be… Well, we’re not going to get any farther into spoiler territory on that.

Last, we’ve got the official T-shirt of the Beauty of Tarth, Brienne. We’re guessing these shirts only come in ridiculously large women’s sizes. Could be wrong.

We’ll see you back next week, and here’s hoping they give us some baby merch. You guys who know what I mean, know what I mean. WINK.

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Written by: Brandon Freeberg & Charlie Norwood

Much like Obi-Wan and Yoda giving advice to a young Luke Skywalker, elders were dishing it out left and right in last night's episode of Game of Thrones. From Lord Mormont with Jon Snow, to Maester Luwin with Bran, to Yoren with Arya, the teachers were giving the students a real what's what on life. It makes you think that when the show finally comes to an end, there's going to be a scene where Jon, Bran and Arya are looking off into the distance at something like this:

Yoren's already gone, so we just need two more deaths to make this moment possible.

Of course. I mean, seriously people!

Written by: Brandon Freeberg & Charlie Norwood

Game Of F****n' Thrones is back, y'all! It's been so long it seemed like the day would never come and we were starting to feel a little bit like Tyrion waiting to hear "I love you" from his Lord Father. Well, we made it and without further ado, we present our recap from the Season 2 premiere of HBO's Game of Thrones. SPOILER ALERT: We kinda loved and hated it. Read More...

Written by: Brandon Freeberg & Charlie Norwood

Well we've finally made it: Game Of Thrones Season 2 starts tonight. Supposedly! It is April Fools Day after all and we do know how much George R. R. Martin is a fan of the 'LULZ' so who knows what we'll actually get at 9pm; our fingers are crossed for 'Entourage Season 12: The Turtle Chronicles'. (But maybe that's just us.) Anyway, assuming our dreams do come true this weekend and we get to see the first episode of the new season, here's a fun ol' game you and your friends can partake in to make the night more enjoyable... for the night is dark and full of terrors.

The rules are the easiest: Any time something on the below list happens, y'all take a drink. Occasionally you'll be finishing whatever's left in your chalice. You should probably run through the list before hand so you don't miss anything and end up being called a pu**y by the rest of the Frat because you weren't drinking when you should be.

So grab your pitcher of iced tea, or Arnie Palmer it up if you're feeling crazy! And drink along with us as we watch Game Of Thrones.

Take a drink when:
Someone mentions 'Winter'
Someone says "The King in the North"
Someone mentions or engages in incest.
Anyone has sex. Finish your drink: If it's 'doggystyle'.
Boobs! (AKA Tittays AKA Wizards)
Someone drinks Dream Wine. Finish your drink: Someone downs Milk of the Poppy
"My Lord Father" is spoken.
Someone says "Bastard".
2 Drinks whenever someone says "The Twins".
Anytime you see Wildfire.
If we're North of the Wall, warm up with a drink.
"A Lannister always pays his debts" is uttered.
Anyone says "Game of Thrones".
Finish your drink: A major/minor character (like you know their name) is killed or dies.

Character specific triggers:
Tyrion takes a drink, you take a drink.
Joffrey snaps at someone/thing.
Davos touches his neck pouch (this will make sense, trust us).
Melisandre mentions 'the darkness'.
Camera holds on Jon Snow staring off into the distance.
Samwell Tarly acts or is described as 'craven'.
Hodor says "Hodor".
The Hound acts creepy towards Sansa.
A Dire Wolf kills someone.
Brienne gets made fun of for being 'homely'.
Arya is referred to as a boy.
Daenerys ignores Jorah's advice.
One of Dany's dragon's breathes fire.
Finish your drink: A dragon kills someone.
The Great John raises his voice.
Tyrion makes a witty retort
Tyrion visits a brothel
Catelyn misses Ned.
You're creeped out by Lysa Arryn and her son.
Varys mentions his 'little birds'.
Sansa cries.
Cersei clashes with Tyrion.

We'll be adding to and updating 'Get Your Dream Wine On' as the season progresses but we think this a pretty good list to start with. We'll see you Monday afternoon after our Arizona Tall Boy hangover subsides.

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