Welcome to yet another review from Mattel’s Masters of the Universe Classics line of figures! It seems like the frequency has been upped lately thanks to the Quarterly Bonus figures, Large Beasts, etc. and we couldn’t be happier about it! This line, while being plagued with various QC issues and maddening distribution, still manages to get us pumped with the release of each new figure! Today we’re taking a look at King Hssss, or as his bio reveals his true name to be – Hssss of the Viper House. Hssss of the Viper House? Ummm… That’s one mighty fine name you’ve got there King! Of course, by “mighty fine” we mean “insanely ridiculous”! That is just one example of the many ludicrous elements that makes MOTUC what it is. We’ll start things of in our usual way with the bio we snatched from the back of Hssss’s package:
A servant of the Unnamed One, Hssss was chosen to lead and army of Snake Men to the planet of Eternia to plunder its magical secrets. He ruled Eternia for three centuries until a rebellion formed under D’Vann Grayskull. Soon afterwards, the Horde invaded and Hssss was drawn into a three-way war. All three sides agreed to a temporary truce in order to to construct the Three Towers, but Hssss was betrayed by Hordak and in time was banished to the Void by the Elders and Zodak. For five centuries he and his army waited until Evil-Lyn and a Snake men descendent named Kobra Kahn opened the Snake Pit to free them. King Hssss often tricks foes by appearing heroic but then transforms into a seething mass of serpents and leads the Snake Men into battle!












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